First One - Easter

Well, Easter's coming up and I don't know what it's gonna be like. I know everybody does the Egg Hunt, but what else? I mean, I still don't know how the Easter Bunny got in the death of Jesus, or why it's called 'Easter'. It should be something like 'Christer', and the bunny could be called the 'Christbunny' or something like that. And how does chocolate get in his death? I mean, really, does he float in a river of chocolate when he dies? Anyway, Easter is not really my kind of understanding.